Oh my God, whatever, etc.

I'm McKenna! I live in Wisconsin with my sister and two doggies--- my pug and my english toy spaniel. I'm an avid aquarist and regularly post picture of my salt and freshy tanks! I'm very much into bluegrass and funky art. I'm a henna tattoo artist in the summertime. Love to hear from you all. :D

xfoolishgirlx:

snuggling nude is literally the best feeling ever probably

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pink-vulva:

pink-vulva:

i just wanna be financially stable while doing something i really fucking love and i want healthy relationships that help me evolve into an even better person than i already am! 

i think about this every night. i want this so bad. 

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

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gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

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I enjoy controlled loneliness. I like wandering around the city alone. I’m not afraid of coming back to an empty flat and lying down in an empty bed. I’m afraid of having no one to miss, of having no one to love.
— Kuba Wojewodzki, Polish journalist and comedian.  (via thatkindofwoman)

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hi-coup:

chauvinistsushi:

pussyburglar:

b-ryyy:

88floors:

Joseph Begley lights up rooms in a cheeky way with ‘Slap It’

A quick pinch or squeeze of the ‘slap it’ lamp by London-based designer Joseph Begley brightens up rooms with its warm glow. made from realistic feeling silicone, the cheeky light responds to pressure sensors when it is touched, directly turning it on or off.

Ok can I have

wonderful

tina belcher’s dream

butts

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captainstevexxx:

I need to reblog this every time I see it 

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On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.

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willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

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